Ewww, I know this belt ain’t pretty but think of it as your good ‘ol elastic hair tie…but for clothes. Shall we call it the elastic clothes tie? It’s purely for function, not for fashion.
I chose the buckle-less style (to keep it low-profile) in black and beige: beige because it’s more discreet under white and black for dark clothes. I could share more thoughts on these belts, but that would be boring for me to write and for you to read. I never find myself writing poetry, yet here I am, inspired by an elastic belt that’s making me want to pour out my heart.
Ode to Elastic Belts
by MuseLis
Sometimes I’m fat,
Sometimes I’m not.
Sometimes I buy whatever size is on sale,
Sometimes I don't wanna be a fashion fail.
Sometimes I think it looks good baggy,
Sometimes it fits just a smidge too saggy.
Oh belt, oh belt!
You help, you help.
Like all things Amazon, there are a gazillion choices for elastic belts. Click on this link or shop the post below if you want the same one I bought.
